OTTAWA - Socialists around the world are condemning the trucker freedom protest in Canada as the working class unites to defend their human rights. 'When workers of the world unite against overbearing government mandates, that's literal fascism,' said a sobbing socialist Prime Minister Justin Trudea...
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MENIFEE, CA - Ultra-spiritual Christian Lyle Hombre spent the entire worship service internally criticizing the worship songs this Sunday, even mumbling some critiques of the praise choruses to his wife, while lesser Christians around him simply and joyfully praised the Lord, sources confirmed Sunda...
NEW YORK, NY - The entire cast of The View has threatened to go on strike and resign in protest should Joe Rogan not be removed from Spotify. The bold gesture came as more and more high-profile musicians and celebrities piled on Neil Young's move to remove his music from the service due to medical m...
CHICAGO O'HARE - Local businessman Garth Puttysmite had no idea his trip to the Central Division Homemade Soaps & Lotions Convention would include an hours-long search for his luggage due to the scores of illegal immigrants accumulating on the baggage claim carousel.'I’ve been here all night just tr...
