HOBBITON - Hobbits throughout The Shire began wearing shoes last week after the opening of a new Lego Store in the town of Stock, just east of the Brandywine River. Though Hobbits have hairy rugged feet that can withstand the harshest of elements, they are apparently no match for tiny plastic pieces...
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U.S. - The SCOTUS has struck down Biden’s vaccine mandates on the grounds that they are unconstitutional. Experts say this sets a dangerous precedent of letting individuals make their own medical decisions.'What am I supposed to do now that I don’t have private companies working with the Federal gov...
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GROTON, CT - Thanks to generous funding from the Biden Administration, Pfizer Research & Development has announced a vaccine with 98% effectiveness against independent thinking, self-reliance, and general desires for liberty.'Thanks to a $4 billion taxpayer-funded grant, our most scientific scientis...
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U.S. - All across America, Conservatives are boldly standing up to fight the leftist takeovers of their states by packing up their U-Hauls and running away to red states as fast as they possibly can. 'The left continues its march through our governments, institutions, and communities, and they must ...
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U.S. - The SCOTUS has struck down Biden’s vaccine mandates on the grounds that they are unconstitutional. Experts say this sets a dangerous precedent of letting individuals make their own medical decisions.'What am I supposed to do now that I don’t have private companies working with the Federal gov...
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GROTON, CT - Thanks to generous funding from the Biden Administration, Pfizer Research & Development has announced a vaccine with 98% effectiveness against independent thinking, self-reliance, and general desires for liberty.'Thanks to a $4 billion taxpayer-funded grant, our most scientific scientis...
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U.S. - All across America, Conservatives are boldly standing up to fight the leftist takeovers of their states by packing up their U-Hauls and running away to red states as fast as they possibly can. 'The left continues its march through our governments, institutions, and communities, and they must ...
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