GROTON, CT - Thanks to generous funding from the Biden Administration, Pfizer Research & Development has announced a vaccine with 98% effectiveness against independent thinking, self-reliance, and general desires for liberty.'Thanks to a $4 billion taxpayer-funded grant, our most scientific scientis...
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U.S. - All across America, Conservatives are boldly standing up to fight the leftist takeovers of their states by packing up their U-Hauls and running away to red states as fast as they possibly can. 'The left continues its march through our governments, institutions, and communities, and they must ...
U.S. - In a historic first, the inflation rate of the U.S. Dollar has surpassed the approval rating of the President. 'Wow! My inflation is way higher than Trump's inflation! Record high! Take that, Trump!' said Biden to a bowl of oranges he had mistaken for Trump. 'It's so high it even passed my re...
WILLIAMSTOWN, KY - The wildly popular Ark Encounter attraction in Kentucky will soon be joined by a baptismal-themed log flume ride. The log ride will have guests tossed to and fro by the water rapids of sin before experiencing a 3-story drop into the water so they can be raised to walk in newness o...
