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Pfizer Announces Revolutionary New Vaccine To Protect Against Free Thinking

Pfizer Announces Revolutionary New Vaccine To Protect Against Free Thinking

GROTON, CT - Thanks to generous funding from the Biden Administration, Pfizer Research & Development has announced a vaccine with 98% effectiveness against independent thinking, self-reliance, and general desires for liberty.'Thanks to a $4 billion taxpayer-funded grant, our most scientific scientis...

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Jan 13 2022 · 9:26 PM
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