Conservatives Boldly Fight Leftist Takeover Of Their Stat...

Conservatives Boldly Fight Leftist Takeover Of Their States By Running Away To Other States

U.S. - All across America, Conservatives are boldly standing up to fight the leftist takeovers of their states by packing up their U-Hauls and running away to red states as fast as they possibly can. 'The left continues its march through our governments, institutions, and communities, and they must ...

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