Report: Inflation Now Higher Than Biden’s Approval Rating

U.S. - In a historic first, the inflation rate of the U.S. Dollar has surpassed the approval rating of the President. 'Wow! My inflation is way higher than Trump's inflation! Record high! Take that, Trump!' said Biden to a bowl of oranges he had mistaken for Trump. 'It's so high it even passed my re...

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