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everything connects through USB port now. especially things that should not ever ever have connected to anything at all. WHY DOES MY BBQ GRILL REFUSE TO LIGHT WITHOUT WiFi ACCESS? WHY DOES IT NEED A SOFTWARE PATCH? IT'S A GOD DAMN FIRE. my toaster will accept sliced bread but wants an etherium to give it back. Two quick lessons: i have a hammer and i do not negotiate with terrorists. say good night, mister toaster.

More from Ac: Mad Scientist/Angrier Warrior/Amused Sorcerer

repeat

everything connects through USB port now. especially things that should not ever ever have connected to anything at all. WHY DOES MY BBQ GRILL REFUSE TO LIGHT WITHOUT WiFi ACCESS? WHY DOES IT NEED A SOFTWARE PATCH? IT'S A GOD DAMN FIRE. my toaster will accept sliced bread but wants an etherium to give it back. Two quick lessons: i have a hammer and i do not negotiate with terrorists. say good night, mister toaster.