CNN Quietly Resets 'Days Since An Employee Committed A Sex Crime' Counter Back To Zero

ATLANTA, GA - According to an anonymous source within the organization, CNN has quietly reset their counter that measures the days since one of their employees committed a sex crime back to zero. 'I don't think we've ever made it past one day,' said the source. 'Well, I take that back - I think we m...

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