Are you thinking about buying a gun? Ew. What's wrong with you? Gross! Just... ew. Guns are very problematic, and so are the people who use them. You don't need one. Here's why. #1) You can always count on the police to protect you: That's just a fact. Police are proven 100% effecti ...
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U.S. - Inflation has been a real problem this year, and it's only getting worse. According to reports, millions all across the nation have been experiencing post-Thanksgiving dinner inflation, particularly around the midsection.Midsection inflation suddenly spiked after Thanksgiving, well outpacing ...
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DENVER, CO - Local Christian plumber Peter Howe has come under fire for refusing to join same-sex fittings. Howe is being labeled a 'backward, hateful bigot' for his refusal to connect two male pipe threads or two female pipe threads, insisting on only the traditional, conservative practice of male-...
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AMES, IA - Local man Justin Parkinson isn't like ordinary people. He was born with a superpower. Parkinson, according to sources, has the ability to pick the absolute slowest grocery store lane every single time.'I was just born this way,' he said, shrugging, as he waited for an old lady in front of...
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U.S. - Inflation has been a real problem this year, and it's only getting worse. According to reports, millions all across the nation have been experiencing post-Thanksgiving dinner inflation, particularly around the midsection.Midsection inflation suddenly spiked after Thanksgiving, well outpacing ...
babylonbee.com
DENVER, CO - Local Christian plumber Peter Howe has come under fire for refusing to join same-sex fittings. Howe is being labeled a 'backward, hateful bigot' for his refusal to connect two male pipe threads or two female pipe threads, insisting on only the traditional, conservative practice of male-...
babylonbee.com
AMES, IA - Local man Justin Parkinson isn't like ordinary people. He was born with a superpower. Parkinson, according to sources, has the ability to pick the absolute slowest grocery store lane every single time.'I was just born this way,' he said, shrugging, as he waited for an old lady in front of...
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