WASHINGTON, D.C. - Speaking at the end of a hallway in the White House after trying in vain to avoid the White House press corps, President Biden announced that he had been told he’s running for re-election in 2024.'I’ve been informed that it is my intention to run for re-election in 2024,' said the...
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Once again, our country is facing racial injustice after Kyle Rittenhouse was acquitted by claiming 'self-defense.' I can’t help but think he would have been convicted if his victims were white.We all know the story of Kyle Rittenhouse. He was filled with white supremacy, so he picked up a machine g...
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WAUKESHA, WI - After the horrific attack on the Waukesha Christmas Parade, local authorities were quick to announce that the terror attack had nothing to do with terrorism.'Let me be perfectly clear,' began the local Police Chief. 'This terrorist attack wasn't terrorism at all. It was simply the unl...
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Once again, our country is facing racial injustice after Kyle Rittenhouse was acquitted by claiming 'self-defense.' I can’t help but think he would have been convicted if his victims were white.We all know the story of Kyle Rittenhouse. He was filled with white supremacy, so he picked up a machine g...
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WAUKESHA, WI - After the horrific attack on the Waukesha Christmas Parade, local authorities were quick to announce that the terror attack had nothing to do with terrorism.'Let me be perfectly clear,' began the local Police Chief. 'This terrorist attack wasn't terrorism at all. It was simply the unl...
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