SHREVEPORT, LA - According to sources, local diner and deranged psycho Sam Fullerton has chosen sausage over bacon to go with his breakfast platter.'Yeah, I don't really like the sizzling, crispy goodness of bacon,' said the utterly sick lunatic - who is probably a liberal - as he sat down to eat hi...
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RICHMOND, VA - Terry McAuliffe’s loss in the Virginia gubernatorial race has sent shock waves through the Democrat establishment. Some are blaming the rise of racism, domestic terrorist parents of public-school students, and lack of understanding of true Marxism for the loss. After careful study of ...
EDEN - After spending the day pulling weeds under the unforgiving rays of the sun, this man felt nothing but regret for having been evicted, along with his wife, by their landlord and made to toil all his days while she experienced the pain of childbirth.'Honey, can you make me a sandwich?' the man ...
Richmond, VA - After spending the week leading up to election day wielding tiki torches, chanting support of white supremacists, and condemning the election of a black, female Lieutenant Governor, Democrats began wondering if they might be on the wrong side of history.'Come to think of it, standing ...
