NEW YORK, NY - It’s October, and that means women in UGG boots are crowded around the ports to catch sight of the masts of ships returning from their journey to the Orient. For each of those massive wooden ships has a cargo hold filled with pumpkin spice, the fabled spice of autumn.Pumpkins are only...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - Democrats in Washington have declared that our democratic republic has failed because they did not get their way one single time, despite dozens and dozens of legislative and electoral victories over the past year.'We did not get 100% of what we wanted; therefore, democracy has fa...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - Terrorists are being released from Guantanamo Bay in order to make room for parents protesting their children's education, sources at the State Department confirmed today. Dangerous terrorists from the Middle East, Europe, and Fresno are being released in droves as their cells are...
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WORLD - People around the world are inspired as scientists recently revealed that the immunity we've all been searching so hard for was inside of us all along.'If you've already recovered from COVID, you have a natural immunity that is more effective and longer-lasting than Pfizer's vaccine,' said o...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - Democrats in Washington have declared that our democratic republic has failed because they did not get their way one single time, despite dozens and dozens of legislative and electoral victories over the past year.'We did not get 100% of what we wanted; therefore, democracy has fa...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - Terrorists are being released from Guantanamo Bay in order to make room for parents protesting their children's education, sources at the State Department confirmed today. Dangerous terrorists from the Middle East, Europe, and Fresno are being released in droves as their cells are...
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WORLD - People around the world are inspired as scientists recently revealed that the immunity we've all been searching so hard for was inside of us all along.'If you've already recovered from COVID, you have a natural immunity that is more effective and longer-lasting than Pfizer's vaccine,' said o...
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