EL MONTE, CA - 'I'm a little worried about what my son is learning school,' said a dangerous domestic terrorist at a school board meeting earlier today.The radical insurrectionist went on to say that 'teaching kids to be racist and all about graphic depictions of sex seems a little problematic to me...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Biden took a much-needed break from his 4-hour workdays and late-night Matlock binges to attend the Congressional Baseball Game this past weekend, but things quickly went south when he attempted to join the crowd in a rowdy 'F*** Joe Biden' chant. 'Yeah, that Biden guy i...
SACRAMENTO, CA - Governor Newsom announced a groundbreaking, innovative new plan to get millions of Californian families to switch to homeschooling last week. 'Our public schools are failing, and this ought to help families find much better education options elsewhere,' he said during a press confer...
ASHBURN, VA - At a Loudoun County school board meeting last night, a heroic FBI agent violently tackled a parent who was expressing concern over his child's education during open comments. This came after Attorney General Merrick Garland directed the FBI to crack down on parents who violently and me...
