SACRAMENTO, CA - Governor Newsom announced a groundbreaking, innovative new plan to get millions of Californian families to switch to homeschooling last week. 'Our public schools are failing, and this ought to help families find much better education options elsewhere,' he said during a press confer...
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ASHBURN, VA - At a Loudoun County school board meeting last night, a heroic FBI agent violently tackled a parent who was expressing concern over his child's education during open comments. This came after Attorney General Merrick Garland directed the FBI to crack down on parents who violently and me...
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MINNEAPOLIS, MN - A spokesperson for Target Corporation announced that the retailer will be discontinuing their popular baby registry service and replacing it with a new 'clump of cells' registry. 'Bringing a clump of cells through the birthing canal is an expensive and stressful process, and Target...
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PHOENIX, AZ - Democrats are having trouble with their Senator from Arizona, Kyrsten Sinema, who is stopping her party from randomly spending $3.5 trillion, and they aren’t taking it lying down. Though Sinema isn’t up for reelection until 2024, Arizona Democrats are already looking for a possible rep...
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ASHBURN, VA - At a Loudoun County school board meeting last night, a heroic FBI agent violently tackled a parent who was expressing concern over his child's education during open comments. This came after Attorney General Merrick Garland directed the FBI to crack down on parents who violently and me...
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MINNEAPOLIS, MN - A spokesperson for Target Corporation announced that the retailer will be discontinuing their popular baby registry service and replacing it with a new 'clump of cells' registry. 'Bringing a clump of cells through the birthing canal is an expensive and stressful process, and Target...
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PHOENIX, AZ - Democrats are having trouble with their Senator from Arizona, Kyrsten Sinema, who is stopping her party from randomly spending $3.5 trillion, and they aren’t taking it lying down. Though Sinema isn’t up for reelection until 2024, Arizona Democrats are already looking for a possible rep...
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