U.S. - Patriots across the country were livid this week, when during a college football game, one extremely disrespectful freshman player chose to take a knee during the traditional 'F Joe Biden' chant as it rang out from the stands. Witnesses say that before the game, everyone removed their hats an...
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ALBANY, NY - New York atheists have come out in force against the COVID-19 vaccine after learning that their state’s Governor Kathy Hochul claimed that God made the scientists, doctors, and researchers invent the vaccine. The state’s atheists were further incensed when Hochul displayed a religious e...
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NEW YORK, NY - After being found guilty of a series of grisly murders in the upstate New York area, convicted killer Simon Davis, a.k.a. 'Stabbin' Simon', has been sentenced to life in Australia without the possibility of parole. Davis collapsed in the courtroom as the sentence was passed down. 'NOO...
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PALM BEACH, FL - At a press conference held at the Mar-a-Lago Club today, former President Donald Trump finally acknowledged that he didn't win the 2020 election by a massive landslide, and that he only won it by a normal, narrow margin.Trump said he was convinced by mounting evidence coming out of ...
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ALBANY, NY - New York atheists have come out in force against the COVID-19 vaccine after learning that their state’s Governor Kathy Hochul claimed that God made the scientists, doctors, and researchers invent the vaccine. The state’s atheists were further incensed when Hochul displayed a religious e...
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NEW YORK, NY - After being found guilty of a series of grisly murders in the upstate New York area, convicted killer Simon Davis, a.k.a. 'Stabbin' Simon', has been sentenced to life in Australia without the possibility of parole. Davis collapsed in the courtroom as the sentence was passed down. 'NOO...
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PALM BEACH, FL - At a press conference held at the Mar-a-Lago Club today, former President Donald Trump finally acknowledged that he didn't win the 2020 election by a massive landslide, and that he only won it by a normal, narrow margin.Trump said he was convinced by mounting evidence coming out of ...
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