If there’s one thing we worry about as parents, it’s that our kids are not sufficiently scared of COVID-19. If our children don’t spend every waking hour fearful that they’ll get killed by a virus, they might accidentally let their masks slip down from their noses for a few secon ...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - Biden promoted his record-breaking $3.5 trillion spending bill today, telling Americans it will basically cost us nothing since China was kind enough to give him a brand new VISA card with a $3.5 trillion credit limit and a very low introductory rate.'C'mon, folks, that's too good...
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CORUSCANT - According to sources within the Coruscant Health Administration (CHA), Jedi knights are increasingly refusing to get vaccinated from a galactic plague after a viral data tape rumor that it may contribute to decreasing midichlorian counts in men. 'It's a Sith conspiracy man,' said Orbat R...
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An FBI agent goes undercover to bust a right-wing terror plot. But are the others also undercover FBI agents? Yes. They all are FBI agents. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website:...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - Biden promoted his record-breaking $3.5 trillion spending bill today, telling Americans it will basically cost us nothing since China was kind enough to give him a brand new VISA card with a $3.5 trillion credit limit and a very low introductory rate.'C'mon, folks, that's too good...
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CORUSCANT - According to sources within the Coruscant Health Administration (CHA), Jedi knights are increasingly refusing to get vaccinated from a galactic plague after a viral data tape rumor that it may contribute to decreasing midichlorian counts in men. 'It's a Sith conspiracy man,' said Orbat R...
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