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WASHINGTON, D.C. - After journalists almost got close to thinking about asking President Biden a question, aides mounted up and drove away the frightened press corps with the terrible lashes of many whips.'Mush! Andalé!' shouted Biden’s cavalry as the press gaggle scattered, screaming in shock. 'Tim...
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TEXAS - Joe Biden has come under scrutiny for the border crisis, but he's risen to the occasion. Biden arrived at the Mexican border at long last today to address the massive influx of refugees and migrant caravans coming up from various South American countries and Caribbean islands like Haiti.But ...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - With the southern border in chaos and human tragedy resulting from mismanagement all over the news, Vice President Kamala Harris urgently demanded a meeting with whoever Biden put in charge of the border. 'No human being should be whipped and thrown in a cage. That's horrible! I'm...
babylonbee.com
WASHINGTON, D.C. - After journalists almost got close to thinking about asking President Biden a question, aides mounted up and drove away the frightened press corps with the terrible lashes of many whips.'Mush! Andalé!' shouted Biden’s cavalry as the press gaggle scattered, screaming in shock. 'Tim...
babylonbee.com
TEXAS - Joe Biden has come under scrutiny for the border crisis, but he's risen to the occasion. Biden arrived at the Mexican border at long last today to address the massive influx of refugees and migrant caravans coming up from various South American countries and Caribbean islands like Haiti.But ...
babylonbee.com
WASHINGTON, D.C. - With the southern border in chaos and human tragedy resulting from mismanagement all over the news, Vice President Kamala Harris urgently demanded a meeting with whoever Biden put in charge of the border. 'No human being should be whipped and thrown in a cage. That's horrible! I'm...
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