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VENICE, CA - After a lifetime of trauma and abuse, Hunter Biden's laptop has finally checked itself into therapy for PTSD and other mental health issues.'I've seen things... you people wouldn't believe,' said the sobbing laptop, his cooling fan whirring. 'Things no laptop should ever see. And no mat...
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I try to keep an open mind. I’m always trying new experiences. I’ll play with anything I can find in whatever cabinets I can open. I’ll stick just about any object in my mouth. But despite my parents’ insistence that I should enjoy it, I find bathtime a rather miserable affair.What’s the least fun l...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - Modern American politics can be difficult. But Vice President Kamala Harris may have found a way to get around all that: Being so unlikeable that no one will notice she never got around to fixing the border President Biden placed her in charge of.Surveys asking the average America...
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VENICE, CA - After a lifetime of trauma and abuse, Hunter Biden's laptop has finally checked itself into therapy for PTSD and other mental health issues.'I've seen things... you people wouldn't believe,' said the sobbing laptop, his cooling fan whirring. 'Things no laptop should ever see. And no mat...
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I try to keep an open mind. I’m always trying new experiences. I’ll play with anything I can find in whatever cabinets I can open. I’ll stick just about any object in my mouth. But despite my parents’ insistence that I should enjoy it, I find bathtime a rather miserable affair.What’s the least fun l...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - Modern American politics can be difficult. But Vice President Kamala Harris may have found a way to get around all that: Being so unlikeable that no one will notice she never got around to fixing the border President Biden placed her in charge of.Surveys asking the average America...
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