NEW YORK, NY - On her way back to D.C. from the Met Gala, a young lady named AOC made a powerful statement on equity by directing the pilot of her private jet to write 'Tax The Rich' in the sky. The stunningly brave slogan was seen by thousands of people in the area and inspired dozens. 'AOC is a tr...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - Polls conducted by Pew Research found today that scores of Americans have converted to the religion that doesn't allow vaccines, though many had difficulty putting a name to their newfound faith.'Oh yeah, I finally turned my heart over to the, uh, God person,' said longtime atheis...
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NEW YORK CITY, PANEM - Smiling migrant children poured out of buses at the entrance to the Met Gala, grateful to be free of overcrowded border detention facilities, and excited to experience the freedom in America promised by President Joseph Coriolanus Biden.They were quickly corralled into a ballr...
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NEW YORK, NY - Beloved president and celebrity Donald Trump left Met Gala speechless this year when he showed up in a flowing white dress emblazoned with the phrase 'Rigged Election!''It's a beautiful, bold, brave statement,' said fashion writer Vandross Tixatron, who was wearing an $82,000 garbage ...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - Polls conducted by Pew Research found today that scores of Americans have converted to the religion that doesn't allow vaccines, though many had difficulty putting a name to their newfound faith.'Oh yeah, I finally turned my heart over to the, uh, God person,' said longtime atheis...
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NEW YORK CITY, PANEM - Smiling migrant children poured out of buses at the entrance to the Met Gala, grateful to be free of overcrowded border detention facilities, and excited to experience the freedom in America promised by President Joseph Coriolanus Biden.They were quickly corralled into a ballr...
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NEW YORK, NY - Beloved president and celebrity Donald Trump left Met Gala speechless this year when he showed up in a flowing white dress emblazoned with the phrase 'Rigged Election!''It's a beautiful, bold, brave statement,' said fashion writer Vandross Tixatron, who was wearing an $82,000 garbage ...
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