NEW YORK CITY, PANEM - Smiling migrant children poured out of buses at the entrance to the Met Gala, grateful to be free of overcrowded border detention facilities, and excited to experience the freedom in America promised by President Joseph Coriolanus Biden.They were quickly corralled into a ballr...
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NEW YORK, NY - Beloved president and celebrity Donald Trump left Met Gala speechless this year when he showed up in a flowing white dress emblazoned with the phrase 'Rigged Election!''It's a beautiful, bold, brave statement,' said fashion writer Vandross Tixatron, who was wearing an $82,000 garbage ...
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HEAVEN - Televangelist Kenneth Copeland spent a solid twenty minutes speaking in tongues during his broadcast this morning, leaving Almighty God puzzled as to what in tarnation Mr. Copeland was trying to say to Him.'What - what is this dude blabbering on about?' said the Lord. 'Did anyone catch any ...
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U.S. - The vaccinated millions have done what they’re supposed to. They’ve taken the vaccine to show they care about others and are good human beings. Now, these important citizens are looking for just one more thing: something to protect them from COVID.'I took my vaccine to show I’m one of the gro...
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NEW YORK, NY - Beloved president and celebrity Donald Trump left Met Gala speechless this year when he showed up in a flowing white dress emblazoned with the phrase 'Rigged Election!''It's a beautiful, bold, brave statement,' said fashion writer Vandross Tixatron, who was wearing an $82,000 garbage ...
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HEAVEN - Televangelist Kenneth Copeland spent a solid twenty minutes speaking in tongues during his broadcast this morning, leaving Almighty God puzzled as to what in tarnation Mr. Copeland was trying to say to Him.'What - what is this dude blabbering on about?' said the Lord. 'Did anyone catch any ...
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U.S. - The vaccinated millions have done what they’re supposed to. They’ve taken the vaccine to show they care about others and are good human beings. Now, these important citizens are looking for just one more thing: something to protect them from COVID.'I took my vaccine to show I’m one of the gro...
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