WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a speech today, Joe Biden unveiled a brand new program to force the rest of the country to get vaccinated, entitled 'Your Body, My Choice.'Listen folks, make mistake. Uh, make no mistake,' said the President, reading carefully off the teleprompter. 'I have complete control and ...
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U.S. - In a stirring address to the country today, Biden has announced a new Civil War.'Look, folks - here's the deal. For real this time. No joke. The words on the screen I'm supposed to read are saying that we're gonna force millions of people to get vaccinated against their will. Gotta do it folk...
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SYDNEY - Unhinged conspiracy theorists are going crazy today, peddling wild accusations about tyrannical world leaders wanting to build a 'New World Order', just because tyrannical world leaders are openly saying they want to build a New World Order.'Yeh, that's totally what we're doing, fair dinkum...
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U.S. - In a stirring address to the country today, Biden has announced a new Civil War.'Look, folks - here's the deal. For real this time. No joke. The words on the screen I'm supposed to read are saying that we're gonna force millions of people to get vaccinated against their will. Gotta do it folk...
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SYDNEY - Unhinged conspiracy theorists are going crazy today, peddling wild accusations about tyrannical world leaders wanting to build a 'New World Order', just because tyrannical world leaders are openly saying they want to build a New World Order.'Yeh, that's totally what we're doing, fair dinkum...
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