U.S. - Amid cries from the atheist community for products that are more sensitive to their worldview, Angel Soft® brand toilet paper has announced a brand new line of products specifically for those who know God isn't real - called 'Devil Hard.' 'This is the roughest, most painful toilet paper money...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - Democrats in Congress have condemned the recent election integrity law passed in Texas. In addition to the laws being extremely racist, misogynistic, and homophobic, Democrat politicians are saying that such laws will lead to a devastating decline in cheating. 'Cheating is the lif...
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ATLANTA, GA - The CDC has issued new guidelines that specifically call out anyone relying on a functioning immune system as being anti-science. 'Does a ‘complex network of cells, and proteins that defends the body against infection’ sound scientific to you? Didn’t think so,' said CDC spokesman Jonat...
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AUSTIN, TX - After the Supreme Court declined to block the new Texas heartbeat law, feminists have been in a complete panic trying to figure out what one does with babies other than killing them. 'They don’t teach any of this in feminist class,' said one frantic feminist.Babies have long been the mo...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - Democrats in Congress have condemned the recent election integrity law passed in Texas. In addition to the laws being extremely racist, misogynistic, and homophobic, Democrat politicians are saying that such laws will lead to a devastating decline in cheating. 'Cheating is the lif...
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ATLANTA, GA - The CDC has issued new guidelines that specifically call out anyone relying on a functioning immune system as being anti-science. 'Does a ‘complex network of cells, and proteins that defends the body against infection’ sound scientific to you? Didn’t think so,' said CDC spokesman Jonat...
babylonbee.com
AUSTIN, TX - After the Supreme Court declined to block the new Texas heartbeat law, feminists have been in a complete panic trying to figure out what one does with babies other than killing them. 'They don’t teach any of this in feminist class,' said one frantic feminist.Babies have long been the mo...
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