Government Promises To Wrap Up War On COVID As Quickly And Efficiently As The War On Terror
WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House press secretary Jen Psaki announced Monday that the Biden administration is committing to wage a war on COVID that will be as fast, efficient, and effective as the war on terror.'Today, the Biden administration is pleased to declare an all-out war against COVID,' Psaki...
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NASHVILLE, TN - According to sources, cultural commentator Matt Walsh is really mad about something. In an epic monologue given on his show yesterday, he expressed his grumpy feelings about several issues, like the fact that cute puppies exist to mooch off their owners while providing next to nothin...
Report: Matt Walsh Mad About Something
ATLANTA, GA - The CDC has once again changed course, recommending that people wear masks indoors, even those who have received the COVID-19 vaccination. Many people have reacted angrily to this decision - greatly confusing the CDC, which is used to being completely ignored.'This whole pandemic has b...
CDC Still Baffled People Are Paying Attention To Them
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The American people took to the streets on Friday to call on the Capitol Police to arrest all members of Congress whether they were wearing a mask or not. This surprising development came two days after Nancy Pelosi announced that any House staff or visitors not wearing a mask wou...
American People Call On Capitol Police To Arrest All Of Congress Whether They're Wearing A Mask Or Not
