Study Finds 97% Of Statements Following 'Experts Say' Are Completely Made Up
U.S. - In a groundbreaking study of over 328 million statements given by experts over the last 10 years, researchers discovered that 97% of those statements were totally made up.'According to our research, whenever you see the phrase 'experts say' followed by some truth claim, you can be 97% sure th...
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It's almost that time of year again! Public schools will be starting in a few weeks! Time to send your conservative little tikes into a hostile den of godless commies. How will they survive? Make sure they're ready with this conservative shopping list! -Fireproof American flag to carry ...
The Babylon Bee Presents: A Back-To-School Shopping List For Your Conservative Child
ATLANTA, GA - The CDC is once again recommending face masks indoors - even for vaccinated individuals. While the exact effectiveness of face masks in preventing the spread of COVID-19 isn’t known, a new study has shown that face masks are highly ineffective in protecting you from looking like some g...
Face Masks Found To Be Effective At Making You Look Like A Giant Dummy Who Doesn’t Know How Vaccines Work
NEW YORK, NY - As the new Delta variant continues to wreak havoc in the U.S., a spokesman for drugmaker Pfizer admitted today that the true COVID vaccine isn’t what was injected into our bodies, but rather the friends we made along the way. 'The key to defeating COVID was inside of us this whole tim...
Pfizer Admits The True Vaccine Is The Friends We Made Along The Way
