WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Federal Bureau of Investigations has announced that it has uncovered a group planning to hatch terror plots all across the country. In a shocking twist, the organization is headquartered right in Washington, D.C., at the J. Edgar Hoover FBI building.The group was uncovered aft...
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TITAN - Some surprising information has come out about Thanos’s scheme to obtain the six Infinity Stones and kill half of all life in the universe: The FBI initiated the plot.'We had suspected Thanos might one day be a threat, but we didn’t have anything on him,' explained FBI spokesman Matt Hollowa...
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CINCINNATI, OH - As part of a campaign to raise awareness and improve public knowledge on treatment options, CNN aired an hour-long public service announcement on the warning signs of dementia Wednesday night.The PSA, which ran over an hour, showed tragic footage of an old man ranting and making non...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - After the earth-shattering success of Olivia Rodrigo's White House vaccine promotion, Biden has announced he will be inviting teen pop sensation and performer of 'MMMBop', Hanson.'I'll tell you what, those three young ladies with the long hair might be even prettier than that Oliv...
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TITAN - Some surprising information has come out about Thanos’s scheme to obtain the six Infinity Stones and kill half of all life in the universe: The FBI initiated the plot.'We had suspected Thanos might one day be a threat, but we didn’t have anything on him,' explained FBI spokesman Matt Hollowa...
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CINCINNATI, OH - As part of a campaign to raise awareness and improve public knowledge on treatment options, CNN aired an hour-long public service announcement on the warning signs of dementia Wednesday night.The PSA, which ran over an hour, showed tragic footage of an old man ranting and making non...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - After the earth-shattering success of Olivia Rodrigo's White House vaccine promotion, Biden has announced he will be inviting teen pop sensation and performer of 'MMMBop', Hanson.'I'll tell you what, those three young ladies with the long hair might be even prettier than that Oliv...
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