U.S. - Forlorn Amazon warehouse workers returned to their shifts after enjoying a ten-minute break for the first time in their entire employment today as Bezos rocket disappointingly returned to earth.The hopeful workers had gathered around televisions in break rooms, saying their prayers and watchi...
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PI RAMESSE - In a press conference today, the divine ruler of Egypt confirmed what many feared: the locusts and the Nile River turning to blood - plagues that have tormented the nation for several weeks - are likely the result of climate change. 'My astrologers and magicians have confirmed it,' said...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - After calling out Facebook for killing billions of people with misinformation, President Biden then turned his sights on MySpace, and its genocidal founder Tom. 'I am hereby issuing an executive order to immediately arrest Tom from MySpace for crimes against humanity,' said Biden ...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - The World Health Organization has issued a travel warning for anyone traveling to D.C. this week since according to several reports, a plane full of COVID infected anti-science extremists from Texas have flown to the nation's capital and are conducting deadly super-spreader events...
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PI RAMESSE - In a press conference today, the divine ruler of Egypt confirmed what many feared: the locusts and the Nile River turning to blood - plagues that have tormented the nation for several weeks - are likely the result of climate change. 'My astrologers and magicians have confirmed it,' said...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - After calling out Facebook for killing billions of people with misinformation, President Biden then turned his sights on MySpace, and its genocidal founder Tom. 'I am hereby issuing an executive order to immediately arrest Tom from MySpace for crimes against humanity,' said Biden ...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - The World Health Organization has issued a travel warning for anyone traveling to D.C. this week since according to several reports, a plane full of COVID infected anti-science extremists from Texas have flown to the nation's capital and are conducting deadly super-spreader events...
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