LONDON - Mumford and Sons banjo player Winston Marshall had a rude awakening this morning when he found the bloody, decapitated corpse of his banjo at the edge of his bed. While authorities are still attempting to uncover the specifics of the individual or group of individuals who may have committed...
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INDIANAPOLIS, IN - A spokeswoman for the WNBA announced today that in order to make games more interesting, the league will immediately switch to using Little Tikes® hoops for all regular season games. 'We’re very excited to be partnering with Little Tikes® to increase the popularity of the WNBA,' s...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Whitehouse briefing room was abuzz Friday when White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki introduced a fun new tradition of shoving fresh-baked cookies into the mouths of journalists daring to ask inconvenient questions.One reporter raised her hand to voice concerns over the ethics...
PORTLAND, OR - In a development that many are calling the most stunning and brave thing to ever happen in the world of sports, a WNBA point guard has come out as heterosexual.The player, Megan Frederickson, has been playing for the Portland Fire for the last four years. She's broken many records ove...
