ONTARIO, CA - While waiting in line for the bathroom at the airport, local woman Kendra Carson announced she suddenly identified as male, just so she could avoid waiting in the lengthy line for the women's restroom.'I suddenly feel my identity is actually male,' she said as she cut in front of all t...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - In order to fit all the judges President Biden has hinted at nominating to the Supreme Court, the court will no longer be able to fit inside its current building. Therefore, Biden has proposed moving all SCOTUS proceedings to Nationals Park.All court hearings will occur in the out...
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WELLINGTON, NEW ZEALAND - 100% totally female weightlifter Laurel Hubbard was forced to bid farewell to her Olympic dreams yesterday after a tragic accident left her with a severely lacerated testicle. Hubbard would have been the first transgender woman to compete in the Olympics. The injury is not ...
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AUSTIN, TX - Open Table Methodist Church Of The Open Door has bravely come out in support of all progressive positions that are popular with prominent politicians, media personalities, and society at large.The announcement took place Monday on all popular social media platforms and several giant ban...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - In order to fit all the judges President Biden has hinted at nominating to the Supreme Court, the court will no longer be able to fit inside its current building. Therefore, Biden has proposed moving all SCOTUS proceedings to Nationals Park.All court hearings will occur in the out...
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WELLINGTON, NEW ZEALAND - 100% totally female weightlifter Laurel Hubbard was forced to bid farewell to her Olympic dreams yesterday after a tragic accident left her with a severely lacerated testicle. Hubbard would have been the first transgender woman to compete in the Olympics. The injury is not ...
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AUSTIN, TX - Open Table Methodist Church Of The Open Door has bravely come out in support of all progressive positions that are popular with prominent politicians, media personalities, and society at large.The announcement took place Monday on all popular social media platforms and several giant ban...
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