Landlord: "You need to move your car."
Me: "WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT OUR SHARED WHITE RACIAL IDENTITY".
Landlord: "Go move your car."
Me: "THE WASHINGTON POST SAYS US WHITE PEOPLE HAVE TO START GETTING TOGETHER AROUND RACE."
Landlord: "Just move your car."
I'm subjecting people around me to a preview of the struggle sessions that will soon be mandatory. It's my new annoying thing I'm doing.