WASH, RINSE AND REPEAT! THE 1976 SWINE FLU SCAMDEMIC!

ANY OF THIS LOOK FAMILIAR? IT'S THE SAME HEGELIAN DIALECTIC THAT GOVERNMENTS HAVE BEEN USING FOR CENTURIES! 'THERE IS A THREAT, BE AFRAID, BUT DON'T WORRY THE GOVERNMENT HAS THE SOLUTION. TAKE OUR EMERGENCY EXPERIMENTAL JAB!'