I'm a people person...and by that I mean that I weigh as much as two people...
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You know it's a good day of frying food when you escape without any burns. I'm surprised the hair grew back in some places with how many times oil has popped off on me. *cue the joyless people: "You know that's bad for you, right? You should eat cauliflower rice and kale so you can live to be 120 and regret not eating all those onion rings." Have you seen old people? It looks like hell. I'm leaving this Earth young and I'm not talking about hitching a ride with Elon Musk to Mars.
I print out everyone's posts, sort them by topic, and then file them in accordion folders by alphabetical order. Oops, I said the FBI Guy part out loud...