Wow, this means that a panda drops 24 pounds of poop per day. Not even following multiple visits to an all-you-can-eat buffet could I ever dream of matching that record. Maybe one day ... maybe one day ...

Pandas poop most of what they eat. Pandas basically only eat bamboo, which also happens to be incredibly hard to digest. That means that these adorable animals must eat about 30 pounds of the stuff each day to get enough nutrients—defecating about four-fifths of what they eat (and even what they do digest is not especially easy on their gastrointestinal system). These guys should really consider a change in diet. #minds