CORNWALL - G7 Summit meetings ended in chaos today after President Biden violently tackled British PM Boris Johnson after mistaking him for Donald Trump. 'Hey! Hey you! Yeah, you! Didn't I tell ya not to show your orange face around here?' yelled Biden to the Prime Minister. 'Why, I oughtta take ya ...
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