Great joke - but humor aside: If ALL the icebergs in the oceans melted, the sea level would not change by 1 millimeter! The volume occupied by ice is EXACTLY identical to the volume occupied by the water contained within the iceberg. Duh! The only way to cause sea level rise by melting ice would be by melting ice on land, i.e. Greenland and - far more important - the South Pole. Except that the glaciers on Greenland are GROWING, since 2016 and the ice mass on Antarctica increased substantially, over the last 120 years. Antarctica actually experienced multiple cold records over the past decade - all the way down to -98 Celsius.