My dear honored guests,
It is my pleasure to invite you to the Art Parlor's exclusive monthly static event. Our topic of discussion is "Style".
Doors open SUN, JUNE 27 at 6 PM EST. Upon arrival, please recite the following incantation to gain entry:
Travel well with style and flair,
To Evening Static. We'll see you there~
And I do look forward to seeing you there! We'll be sure to have a bewitching time.
I'll keep a lantern lit for you,
The Parlor Wi†ch