New York Times Relocates Offices To Beijing So Reporters Won't Have To See So Many 'Disturbing' American Flags
BEIJING - After New York Times editorial board member Mara Gay said she was disturbed by the horrific sight of the American flag, the Times has announced its offices will be relocated to Beijing so the paper's journalists and editors won't have to see the triggering sight of the U.S. flag any longer...
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