More from 𝚃𝚒𝚖 𝚂𝚝. 𝙹𝚘𝚑𝚗

Here's my Pooch, every time she sees ANY animal on TV... little idiot. Thank God she can't actually reach the TV 'cause she'd DO this.

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#starwars Ever had a wookie steak? ...they're a little chewy. #dadjoke
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Just another reason to ditch your cell phone and go back to a landline. I've been without a cell for over a year now and DO NOT miss it at all. No stupid, insane monthly bill (landline is 10 bucks a month) Never worry if it's charged. Never concerned I'm going to drop it in the toilet. Always know exactly where it is. It never tracks my location. FREE YOURSELF from that stupid piece of glass and plastic. You'll thank me.

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More from 𝚃𝚒𝚖 𝚂𝚝. 𝙹𝚘𝚑𝚗

Here's my Pooch, every time she sees ANY animal on TV... little idiot. Thank God she can't actually reach the TV 'cause she'd DO this.

158 views ·
#starwars Ever had a wookie steak? ...they're a little chewy. #dadjoke
148 views ·

Just another reason to ditch your cell phone and go back to a landline. I've been without a cell for over a year now and DO NOT miss it at all. No stupid, insane monthly bill (landline is 10 bucks a month) Never worry if it's charged. Never concerned I'm going to drop it in the toilet. Always know exactly where it is. It never tracks my location. FREE YOURSELF from that stupid piece of glass and plastic. You'll thank me.

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