SACRAMENTO, CA - According to sources, California Governor Gavin Newsom was beginning to panic as California’s state of emergency was set to expire on June 15th and, along with it, Newsom’s emergency powers.'Bossing people around with my awesome emergency powers is my only reason for living!' said a...
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WORLD - Prince Harry and Meghan, The Duke and Duchess of Sussex, have announced the arrival of a beautiful new baby. In the announcement, they described their new baby as 'a beautiful, 7 pound, 11-ounce baby girl who is half-oppressed and half-privileged.'Mother and baby are doing well,' said Prince...
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WORLD - Prince Harry and Meghan, The Duke and Duchess of Sussex, have announced the arrival of a beautiful new baby. In the announcement, they described their new baby as 'a beautiful, 7 pound, 11-ounce baby girl who is half-oppressed and half-privileged.'Mother and baby are doing well,' said Prince...
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