DEMOCRATIC SOCIALIST (n): a welfare baby who thinks working for a living is racist, but working as a slave is equality. Eg. My name is Rebecca. I had to drop out of high school after I got pregnant in the back of a Toyota Camry at 14. I can't remember the name of the guy who pied me and I have no discernable workforce skills. That's when I realized that my only hope was to become a Democratic Socialist.