SACRAMENTO, CA - According to sources, California Governor Gavin Newsom was beginning to panic as California’s state of emergency was set to expire on June 15th and, along with it, Newsom’s emergency powers.'Bossing people around with my awesome emergency powers is my only reason for living!' said a...
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WORLD - Prince Harry and Meghan, The Duke and Duchess of Sussex, have announced the arrival of a beautiful new baby. In the announcement, they described their new baby as 'a beautiful, 7 pound, 11-ounce baby girl who is half-oppressed and half-privileged.'Mother and baby are doing well,' said Prince...
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BURBANK, CA - After the success of this year's Cruella movie, telling the sympathetic origin story of misunderstood puppy murderer Cruella DeVil, the Walt Disney Company announced today another movie helping us to feel sorry for another iconic villain: Kamala.To be released next summer, the movie wi...
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U.S. - A shocking study has found an increasing number of Democratic state governors are fleeing to Florida, desperate to escape the ravages of their own COVID lockdown policies.The report found that Governors Whitmer, Newsom, and Cuomo have already secretly purchased homes in The Sunshine State.&nb...
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WORLD - Prince Harry and Meghan, The Duke and Duchess of Sussex, have announced the arrival of a beautiful new baby. In the announcement, they described their new baby as 'a beautiful, 7 pound, 11-ounce baby girl who is half-oppressed and half-privileged.'Mother and baby are doing well,' said Prince...
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BURBANK, CA - After the success of this year's Cruella movie, telling the sympathetic origin story of misunderstood puppy murderer Cruella DeVil, the Walt Disney Company announced today another movie helping us to feel sorry for another iconic villain: Kamala.To be released next summer, the movie wi...
babylonbee.com
U.S. - A shocking study has found an increasing number of Democratic state governors are fleeing to Florida, desperate to escape the ravages of their own COVID lockdown policies.The report found that Governors Whitmer, Newsom, and Cuomo have already secretly purchased homes in The Sunshine State.&nb...
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