BURBANK, CA - After the success of this year's Cruella movie, telling the sympathetic origin story of misunderstood puppy murderer Cruella DeVil, the Walt Disney Company announced today another movie helping us to feel sorry for another iconic villain: Kamala.To be released next summer, the movie wi...
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U.S. - A shocking study has found an increasing number of Democratic state governors are fleeing to Florida, desperate to escape the ravages of their own COVID lockdown policies.The report found that Governors Whitmer, Newsom, and Cuomo have already secretly purchased homes in The Sunshine State.&nb...
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CINCINNATI, OH - Local car-owner Dave Phillips finally spent an entire afternoon cleaning out his car, which is definitely the beginning of him finally getting his crap together for once in his life.According to witnesses, Phillips emptied all the fast-food bags, gym socks, and dirt before washing a...
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CEDAR HILLS, OR - While discussing the hot-button issue of abortion with a friend over coffee on Friday, local woman Cindy Carson claimed a fetus is just a clump of cells, despite herself being just a slightly older, larger, more organized clump of cells.'A fetus is just, like, a collection of cells...
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U.S. - A shocking study has found an increasing number of Democratic state governors are fleeing to Florida, desperate to escape the ravages of their own COVID lockdown policies.The report found that Governors Whitmer, Newsom, and Cuomo have already secretly purchased homes in The Sunshine State.&nb...
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CINCINNATI, OH - Local car-owner Dave Phillips finally spent an entire afternoon cleaning out his car, which is definitely the beginning of him finally getting his crap together for once in his life.According to witnesses, Phillips emptied all the fast-food bags, gym socks, and dirt before washing a...
babylonbee.com
CEDAR HILLS, OR - While discussing the hot-button issue of abortion with a friend over coffee on Friday, local woman Cindy Carson claimed a fetus is just a clump of cells, despite herself being just a slightly older, larger, more organized clump of cells.'A fetus is just, like, a collection of cells...
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