Turmp supporter customer: tells story of being drunk and high on his mobility scooter, hauling ass and accidentally hitting a deer. Offers to buy us pizza. Biden supporter customer: cries about policies she voted for. Doesn't offer to buy us pizza. I know who I'm chilling with

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Heres something im writing, just really my thoughts on things. Its very rough right now, but its my thoughts on how important national unity is. Its unfinished right now, but hey. Your thoughts on it?

Me: "you know what, I think I want to write down my political thoughts and beliefs" My federal agent:

More from The Lost Spook

Heres something im writing, just really my thoughts on things. Its very rough right now, but its my thoughts on how important national unity is. Its unfinished right now, but hey. Your thoughts on it?

Me: "you know what, I think I want to write down my political thoughts and beliefs" My federal agent: