BEIJING - There have been reports of a human case of a rare bird flu in China, but Chinese officials have dismissed the report saying it’s impossible for bird flu to be in China as there are no birds there.'It’s absurd to suggest there is bird flu in China because we have gotten rid of all birds,' s...
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WADSWORTH, OH - Local couple Cole and Brittany Fisher proudly announced today the arrival of baby Gabe, their long-sought ticket out of every social situation on planet earth.'We are just so, so excited to finally be able to watch Netflix more,' beamed Cole proudly. 'My mom won't stop rambling at di...
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U.S. - The CDC is urging American males to remain masked for the rest of their lives due to risks associated with the common man-cold. The agency noted that the man-cold is the root cause of over 600 million sick days each year. Symptoms of the common man-cold include runny nose, sore throat, coughi...
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BURBANK, CA - After a special sing-along with a drag queen in Blue's Clues and You, which is a real thing that happened and not satire, Nickelodeon announced today an exciting new show that will teach communism to toddlers, Red's Clues. The show will feature a modified version of Blue, Red, who has ...
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WADSWORTH, OH - Local couple Cole and Brittany Fisher proudly announced today the arrival of baby Gabe, their long-sought ticket out of every social situation on planet earth.'We are just so, so excited to finally be able to watch Netflix more,' beamed Cole proudly. 'My mom won't stop rambling at di...
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U.S. - The CDC is urging American males to remain masked for the rest of their lives due to risks associated with the common man-cold. The agency noted that the man-cold is the root cause of over 600 million sick days each year. Symptoms of the common man-cold include runny nose, sore throat, coughi...
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BURBANK, CA - After a special sing-along with a drag queen in Blue's Clues and You, which is a real thing that happened and not satire, Nickelodeon announced today an exciting new show that will teach communism to toddlers, Red's Clues. The show will feature a modified version of Blue, Red, who has ...
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