CUPERTINO, CA - As Apple CEO Tim Cook was hanging out in his office this morning, a red phone rang on his desk: the phone for which only President Xi Jinping has the number. Cook jumped up, dropped his guitar, and answered.'Yes, what is it, Mr. Chairman, sir?' Cook asked. 'Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yes, we'll...
babylonbee.com
Get replies from creators like K23 NEWS
MINNEAPOLIS, MN - Local progressive activists planned a protest to call for defunding of the police today, but it was quickly canceled after some local criminals stole all their signs. 'This is really frustrating,' said Goob Ferdinand, the protest organizer. 'I can't imagine how or why this is allow...
babylonbee.com
Many have mocked and ridiculed John Cena for apologizing to China and the totalitarian Chinese Communist Party for daring to say that Taiwan was its own country. He didn't even say it was its own nation—just its own country like England is its own country inside of the UK. But whatever. People a
genesiustimes.com
Much has been said about the apology that John Cena made after he accidentally said that Taiwan was a country. We at Genesius Times would like to also issue an apology to China and we hope that it comes across as heartfelt as it is. China, we are sorry that you are asshole. https://www.you
genesiustimes.com
MINNEAPOLIS, MN - Local progressive activists planned a protest to call for defunding of the police today, but it was quickly canceled after some local criminals stole all their signs. 'This is really frustrating,' said Goob Ferdinand, the protest organizer. 'I can't imagine how or why this is allow...
babylonbee.com
Many have mocked and ridiculed John Cena for apologizing to China and the totalitarian Chinese Communist Party for daring to say that Taiwan was its own country. He didn't even say it was its own nation—just its own country like England is its own country inside of the UK. But whatever. People a
genesiustimes.com
Much has been said about the apology that John Cena made after he accidentally said that Taiwan was a country. We at Genesius Times would like to also issue an apology to China and we hope that it comes across as heartfelt as it is. China, we are sorry that you are asshole. https://www.you
genesiustimes.com