Joe Biden you Bastard. Give me another fucking stimulus check so I can funnel it into gold and silver and deny you my tax dollars. I am STEALING from you. I am STEALING from you. I AM STEALING FROM YOU. If you pay taxes I am STEALING FROM YOU. All of my free money, which is...See more

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