WASHINGTON, D.C. - After hearing AOC's heartrending and harrowing tale of survival against all odds during the January 6th Capitol riot, Congress has approved the addition of Ocasio-Cortez's likeness in bronze to the Iwo Jima memorial. 'Congresswomen Ocasio-Cortez is an inspiration to all Americans,...
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The Babylon Bee is proud to announce our very first annual 'Country of the Year' award is going to the great country of Taiwan! After months of research and judging all the contestants, we determined that Taiwan is indeed the most country-like country of all the countries. There is no country on ear...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - After a brief temporal anomaly occurred in Washington, D.C., causing a version of Dr. Fauci from just two weeks ago to materialize in the city, the current Dr. Fauci got in a heated debate with the manifestation of himself from the past.'The virus was created in a lab!' present-da...
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Can we just admit that Ron DeSantis has won? Not that the pandemic was a competition between the states. But we did wind up with fifty different examples of governing, and DeSantis crushed everyone. He made Andrew Cuomo his bitch, forced Gavin Newsom to cry mean girl tears, and caused Greg Abbott to...
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The Babylon Bee is proud to announce our very first annual 'Country of the Year' award is going to the great country of Taiwan! After months of research and judging all the contestants, we determined that Taiwan is indeed the most country-like country of all the countries. There is no country on ear...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - After a brief temporal anomaly occurred in Washington, D.C., causing a version of Dr. Fauci from just two weeks ago to materialize in the city, the current Dr. Fauci got in a heated debate with the manifestation of himself from the past.'The virus was created in a lab!' present-da...
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Can we just admit that Ron DeSantis has won? Not that the pandemic was a competition between the states. But we did wind up with fifty different examples of governing, and DeSantis crushed everyone. He made Andrew Cuomo his bitch, forced Gavin Newsom to cry mean girl tears, and caused Greg Abbott to...
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