Off to get my jab! Wish me luck that i don't have side effects! Only joking!! I want side effects because i'll know the jab is working when i get bedridden, crippled or die! Only joking the vaccine is blatantly safe and side effective! But have you heard of the phrase "dead immune"? It means that once you're dead you're immune to all diseases. But seriously if the first jab cripples or kills me - which it definitely won't - so that i am incapable of speaking/thinking/breathing i want you all to know now that i still want the second jab so that i'm fully protected and coz i want to have my holiday/funeral in Mallorca this summer.
p.s. R.I.P. William Shakespeare. His name shall always be remembered.