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Luke Skywalker Condemned For Blowing Up Associated Press Office Located On Death Star

YAVIN - Known rebel and terrorist Luke Skywalker has been condemned by the Imperial Press Corps for blowing up an Associated Press office located on the Death Star. 'Mr. Skywalker barely gave us an hour's notice to evacuate,' said AP reporter Bryn Stellar. 'It's clear that the Rebellion wants to eli...

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