U.S. - With the CDC finally relaxing some guidelines around mask-wearing, Democrats are facing the dread of parting with something that has been giving them feelings of safety and security for over a year. To help them cope with the loss, many Democrats are turning to baby pacifiers to help wean the...
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It's all too common in corporate America: you're hanging out by the water cooler and you suddenly think to yourself, 'Hey, wait a minute -- is that guy over there with the AK-47 part of a violent insurgent group internationally recognized as terrorists? I think he just might be!' Yep -- accidentally...
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U.S. - According to reports, the deaf community is still using the secret Nazi racism symbol-- the 'OK' sign-- in their day-to-day communications. This is causing some journalists to raise concerns that deaf people may be secret Nazis. 'I asked a deaf person to provide a statement about this despica...
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MARS - Chinese state media has confirmed they have successfully landed a beautiful female rover named Zhurong on the surface of Mars. This is causing some to raise security concerns that she may enter into a relationship with NASA's Perseverence rover and steal American secrets. 'Perseverance is ju...
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It's all too common in corporate America: you're hanging out by the water cooler and you suddenly think to yourself, 'Hey, wait a minute -- is that guy over there with the AK-47 part of a violent insurgent group internationally recognized as terrorists? I think he just might be!' Yep -- accidentally...
babylonbee.com
U.S. - According to reports, the deaf community is still using the secret Nazi racism symbol-- the 'OK' sign-- in their day-to-day communications. This is causing some journalists to raise concerns that deaf people may be secret Nazis. 'I asked a deaf person to provide a statement about this despica...
babylonbee.com
MARS - Chinese state media has confirmed they have successfully landed a beautiful female rover named Zhurong on the surface of Mars. This is causing some to raise security concerns that she may enter into a relationship with NASA's Perseverence rover and steal American secrets. 'Perseverance is ju...
babylonbee.com