MARS - Chinese state media has confirmed they have successfully landed a beautiful female rover named Zhurong on the surface of Mars. This is causing some to raise security concerns that she may enter into a relationship with NASA's Perseverence rover and steal American secrets. 'Perseverance is ju...
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CONCORD, NH - Local libertarian man Bernard Paulson hasn't worn a mask the entire pandemic, saying that it's his constitutional right to go where he wants, sneeze when he wants, and lick any doorknob he so pleases.But now, the CDC has eased up on mask guidelines and says they aren't required for man...
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NEW YORK, NY - Now that lots of places are removing their mask mandates, many liberals are running into a problem: people are mistaking them for freedom-loving Republicans. Some say they are going to continue to triple-mask well after the pandemic just to make sure no one ever thinks they love liber...
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CONCORD, NH - Local libertarian man Bernard Paulson hasn't worn a mask the entire pandemic, saying that it's his constitutional right to go where he wants, sneeze when he wants, and lick any doorknob he so pleases.But now, the CDC has eased up on mask guidelines and says they aren't required for man...
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NEW YORK, NY - Now that lots of places are removing their mask mandates, many liberals are running into a problem: people are mistaking them for freedom-loving Republicans. Some say they are going to continue to triple-mask well after the pandemic just to make sure no one ever thinks they love liber...
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Tired of getting asked to show your vaccination card to go to concerts, ball games, or exotic vacation destinations? Show the powers that be your shirt officially declaring your personal identity is "Vaccinated." They can't argue with science! • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors cont...
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