WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a shocking technology malfunction during a recent appearance, President Biden was revealed to be a robotic human suit driven by former president Jimmy Carter.'Listen, folks, gas lines aren't that ba--' said President Biden as he began to twitch. 'If you, if you're, I, I, I... u...
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NEW YORK - Planned Parenthood is celebrating its tenth holocaust this week after numbers revealed over 60 million people have now been eliminated from the gene pool through the work of dedicated abortionists. 'We are so proud of this incredible achievement,' said Plann ...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - A spokeswoman for President Biden said Wednesday that he remains committed to rolling back all of former President Donald Trump’s policies, including peace in the Middle East. Palestinians in the West Bank voiced their collective approval by launching celebratory rockets into Isra...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - Press Secretary Jen Psaki took time during today’s briefing to address worries about inflation, comforting Americans with the news that prices are totally under control &n outside of the things necessary to live.'The media, you people I gave cookies to, have really blown this whol...
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NEW YORK - Planned Parenthood is celebrating its tenth holocaust this week after numbers revealed over 60 million people have now been eliminated from the gene pool through the work of dedicated abortionists. 'We are so proud of this incredible achievement,' said Plann ...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - A spokeswoman for President Biden said Wednesday that he remains committed to rolling back all of former President Donald Trump’s policies, including peace in the Middle East. Palestinians in the West Bank voiced their collective approval by launching celebratory rockets into Isra...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - Press Secretary Jen Psaki took time during today’s briefing to address worries about inflation, comforting Americans with the news that prices are totally under control &n outside of the things necessary to live.'The media, you people I gave cookies to, have really blown this whol...
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